Can you remember who promised – yet again – that patients would soon be able to access their health records as easily as their bank accounts?

Or which former health minister admitted that daft promises like that get made because politicians don’t understand a word about IT?

If you do, and ewe also know which healthcare IT vendor runs a site called flockr, can tell your SHMI from your HSMR, and have been keeping an eye on the coalition’s capers, you should be well placed to take our quiz of the year.

The quiz is published in the opinion and analysis section today, as part of the pick ‘n’ mix of seasonal goodies we’ve put together for the long, quiet days between Christmas and New Year.

As always, the prize is a hamper of goodies. Closing date: 4pm on 7 January. Good luck!